Smartphone Chapter 01 – Arc 1 – Called to a Different World

TL: Tsunami Sakura Infinatus

TLC: Yomero

Editor: Clueless Panda

ED Note from TL: If people can guess the TL’s username, then the TL will start posting the chapters instead of getting me to do it.

Arc 1: Called to a Different World
Chapter 1: Death and Revival

「Therefore, you have died. I’m very sorry.」
「I see」

The old man then bows deeply. The shining clouds in the background begin to spread. The clouds spread everywhere like a rug with no end. But, I appear to be sitting on top of a tatami mat. It’s a simple 4.5 tatami room (Although there is no wall or ceiling) that floats above the clouds. There is a low dining table along with a tea cabinet and an old fashion television and black rotary-dial telephone.

And before my eyes is God. Or at least he says he is. For a God to say that I was killed by mistake, I don’t feel like I died.

If I remember correctly, I was coming home from school. I was in on my way back home because it suddenly began to rain. The moment I tried to take a shortcut through a nearby park, I was attacked by a radiant light and thunderous roar.

「I neglected to check for people earlier before I dropped lightning. I’m really sorry. There are reasonable amount of humans that die from lightning strikes, but this time it was completely unexpected in this case.」
「Did I get hit directly by thunder and die…I see. So this IS A CRUSADE!」[TL note: Did you get the reference? what is actually says >>I see, Then this place is heaven? <<]
「No, this is even further above heaven; this is the world where Gods reside… That’s right; this should be called the Realm of Gods.  Humans are truly unable to come here. You were specially summoned by me! ermm…Mo…Mochizuki.」
「Touya. I’m Mochizuki Touya.」
「Yes, yes, Mochizuki Touya-kun.」

God pours hot water into the teapot while saying that and pours tea into a teacup. Oh, a tea stalk is standing straight up.

「However, aren’t you a little too calm? You died, I thought you would be more confused and upset.」
「Because there is no sense of reality? It feels like I’m inside a dream. To say this and  that had occurred, there is no helping it.」
「To view things philosophically, hmm.」

Still, I didn’t think I would die at the age of 15. Suu (sipping noise)…I drink the tea. Delicious.

「So after this, what will happen to me now? Heaven or Hell, which one?」
「No, no, you died because of my mistake, so  I can revive you immediately」

God hesitantly says. What is it? I wonder if there is a problem.

「There is no way you can revive in your original world. Sorry, but there is such a rule. Truly I am sorry for this circumstance. So~」
「Hai…」
「You can be revived in another world. To start a so-called second life, that’s it. I understand that you can’t agree, but」
「That’s okay.」
「……That’s okay?」

I interrupt him speaking by replying immediately and God looks at me with an absent-minded face.

「I understand your position’s circumstances and do not intent to force things. I am grateful to be revived. That’s fine」
「…Really, for your personality to be like this. For that world to have such a great person…truly regrettable.」

God looks dispirited. I was once called an old child, so I feel a little embarrassed. Although, I don’t mind so much.

「At least let me atone for something. To a certain extent, I can grant you something.」
「Well, even if you say so…」

First is my revival in my original world, but that is impossible. Well, after I go to another world, it’ll be nice to have something useful…

「After this, the world I’m going to, what kind of place is it?」
「Compared to your original world, it is not as developed. It’s approximately about halfway through what your world calls the Medieval Ages. Well, not all are at the same level.」

Hmm, standard of living seems to have dropped considerably. I’m worried if I can manage in such a place. Will it be okay for me to jump into a world I have no knowledge in? Huh?

「Umm, that one wish.」
「Oh, what is it what is it. I’ll grant anything.」
「This, can you make it so that I can use it in the other world?」

I say as I pull it out from the pocket of my uniform. An all-purpose mobile phone that was like a small metal board. A so-called smart phone.

「This? Well, it is possible…. It will be limited. But it’ll still be beneficial….」
「For example?」
「You mostly can’t do direct interference. Telephone calls, emails, posting a message on a site, stuff like that. There is no problem if you just read.  That is right, I’ll make preparations so you can at least be able to call me.」
「That’s enough.」

If I can take knowledge from my original world, this will become a powerful weapon. There’s no mistake. It’ll be useful no matter what it does.

「You can charge your battery with your magical power and such. You don’t have to worry about your battery dying.」
「Magic? There exists a power such as that in the other word? Then perhaps with magic?」
「There is. You know what, you can be able to use it immediately」

I can be able to use magic. That sounds interesting. I’m going to enjoy going to another world.

「Now then, it isn’t long before you are revived.」
「Thank you very much for everything.」
「No, originally I’m the one to be blamed. Oh, one last thing, I’m sorry.」

When God gently raises his hands, a warm light wraps around me.

「Since it’s pointless to revive and die again, I’ll give you a raise in basic and physical abilities and in addition, to various other things. Now with this, it’ll very hard for you to die so that it never happens again. That is as long as a stupid god doesn’t drop thunder on you. That is your limit.」

He says as he laughs at himself. I am tempted to laugh as well.

「Once I send you out, I won’t be able to intervene because it’s forbidden. One last present.」
「Thank you.」
「It is not possible to interfere, but I can give advice. Please contact me if you have any trouble.」

God points at my smart phone in my hand when he says that. I know I shouldn’t be able to call God easily, so let’s call only when I’m really troubled.

「Well, see you later .」

God smiles and then I lose consciousness.

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Clueless Panda
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PANDA ALSO LIKES SPRAWLING OVER ROCKS BEING LAZY!!!!!!!

yomero
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Missed a mistake in one sentence 「This, can you make it so that I can use it *IN* the other world?」

yomero
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Also: Since it’s pointless to die and be revived again -> Since it’s pointless to be revived and die again soon after.

Clueless Panda
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Fixed.

vincentiusnatalus
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you really remind me with panda-kun at shirokuma cafe

Clueless Panda
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No idea who that is.

Ziru
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I’M SO CUTE

Clueless Panda
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PANDA SAYS “HAI, WATASHI KAWAII DESU~!!!!

KuroNeko
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correction its should be “Hai, watashi WA kawaii desu!!”.

ryve16ryve16
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a phone that can allow one person to prank call God…I WANT IT!

pepperisk
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Hello, God? Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it. *snickers*

Tsunami Infinatus
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lol, that is a good one

Zebalink
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*lightning rains down from the heavens*

pepperisk
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*pirori~n**lightning resist level up*

gob~ the creator of the RefigerGattor
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gob~ the creator of the RefigerGattor

God:”hello peppe. are you running yet? your RefigerGattor is comming for you. also I have trapped you in a pocket dimension with it, dont want those eggs to hatch in the real world.*snickers*”

NopiSoul
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Prank? I wanna complain about the fackt of the Missing Magic, i cant build a Dungeon this way. Why must there be such a strong Hero that killed my Behemoth Familie of 6 right in front of my Throneroom.

Or is it becouse this new Body of mine can’t detect and use Mana?

arg, i wanna complain.

lemonade2
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Thankss for the chap

kirindas
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Thanks for the new chapter! 24/7 God help line. Interesting.

SigFig
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ty desu

Anish Kumar
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thanks a lot

Anonymous
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Dramen
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Wow in all the LNs/WNs/FanFics where the MC is reincarnated I’ve never read of an MC that is so nonchalant about being killed and having such a calm perspective on it.

thanks for the TL and ED work

Anonymous
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In that case read The Man Picked up by the Gods and trust me you will laugh at the cause of death.

Nguyen Gia Thai
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Mhmmmm~ This could be very interesting if the author doesnt drop the ball~

Clueless Panda
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Reblogged this on Clueless Panda.

shadowmouse46
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Unstopable Storm of infinite cherry blossoms is what I think Tsunami Sakura Infinatus means lol as fr user name no clue

411
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TL: Tsunami Sakura Infinatus

so simply you have to take the beginning and ending to make tsunatus isn’t it?

Chip
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God of Nonchalance

doodlyboy15
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This looks really interesting! Thanks for the chapter and keep up the great work!

Impatient!And!Full!Of!Exclaimation!Marks!
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Impatient!And!Full!Of!Exclaimation!Marks!

Please!Updates!Faster!Speed!Up!Or!At!Least!Notify!Us!Of!When!You!Are!Going!To!Update!
I’m!Sorry!I!Just!Can’t!Help!Myself!Because!It!Reminds!Me!Of!Desolate!Era!And!Its!Making!Me!So!Impatient!So!I!Just!Want!More!Really!Appreciate!The!Translator!Translating!This!
Novel!But!Very!Impatient!As!Well!

Tsunami Infinatus
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no

josh72ebp
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panda if i guess his age will that be enoth?

Brandon Heat
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Hahaha, well to have direct contact with the Divines, he could even start his own cult, lol
I wonder if it’s possible for the smartphone to be stolen from him.

joao hack
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Gracias por el nuevo capítulo!

Ingro
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Thanks for the chapter.

aku no madoshou
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can his smartphone be used to play angry birds???

Tsunami Infinatus
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No, but I’m pretty sure it has youtube on it

Clueless Panda
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I actually think he can play games. God only said no calling/posting on internet/no messaging.

Calmer(is there such a word)than before
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Calmer(is there such a word)than before

Ah,but if it has leaderboards he probably can’t.Cause he’ll be impacting the other world.I think the God meant he could not get in touch with the other world.(Kind of like a one sided television with the mc on the receiving side.)

Pyro
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Thank you for the chapter in the new series.

Seinvolf
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[Now with this, it’ll very hard for you to die so that it never happens again. That is as long as a stupid god doesn’t drop thunder on you. That is your limit.]

Can’t be killed by another but thunder from God…
Damn, so OP…
XD…

shepalonewalker
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but that’s the reason he died in the first place. this clumsy god is adorable but I hope he’s not the only god.
(raining thunder everywhere)

yomero
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Well he said it was the place where Gods reside. So there must be more than one.

rubah
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When we hv God apologizing to the MC, I know this is going to be a good story. Moreover, a level-headed MC. My fav!! Thank you, looking forward for more.

gandhi687
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Good story can’t wait for the next chapter

Khyle Flores
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thanks for the chapter. definitely is interesting

Jay
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Thanks for the chap.

Seink
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We are the first religion with a direct line to heaven! Join us now or thunders will rain on your head!!
…..XD

Thanks for the translation!

wyzan25846
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Can he use his smartphone to read LN/WN/FanFic?

Tempest
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Google would totally be his friend. Im sure a clever guy could leverage wikipedia to do some amazing stuff.

habib
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Thanks for chapter ^_^
Thanks to Translator !
I want to donate for more chapters.
This is such a good start. I hope the rest chapters are as good.

Lantor Spanel - Not a Fake Name
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Lantor Spanel - Not a Fake Name

Thanks for the chapter!

thedefend
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is this the book?

fenglengshun
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Well bugger me. I actually once said a few months ago that the internet would be the biggest cheat power you could get in a “transported to an alternate universe with lower-tech level” kind of stories. Barring some major fuck-ups, you would probably be worshiped as a god there. Still, while I like the premise and the characterization of the main character so far, I’m not sure if this is going to be really great in the long run. Because as I said, the internet is probably the most powerful cheat power you can have there. While the restriction to… Read more »
fenglengshun
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By the way, the reference to Hellsing Abridged came out of nowhere and doesn’t fit nicely. That you commented on it right after made it worst. Don’t ever comment in the middle of the story, it breaks the flow. If you MUST comment, just put an asterisk or the usual wikipedia ‘[1]’ and then put your notes at the end of the chapter.

rosid
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wow it’s looks like interesting 😀

Mursku Xenos (@noobartist)
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he took a smart phone to another world? thats pretty awesome that he can access the internet and stuff, but thats only for now, right? Network protocols and web standards change over time, so over the years he will be only able to access smaller and smaller portion of the internet… okay that will take years, but eventually the internet will stop working for him. Well i would think so. Hmmm, on the other hand im not smart, so who knows…

abyssdarkfire
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MC all nonchalant about the situation

Tasear
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Reminds me of the series ” Picked up from the gods. http://webnoveltranslations.blogspot.com/p/raws-can-be-found-here-author-roy.html

Thanks

JackalOnRampage
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TRIRIRIRING!!!! Hello! This is heavens’s express. Any request?

“God!!!! I need a PC with high-end tech and one laptop and please make a satellite there on the space in thie medieval age. I NEED THE GODDAMN INTERNET!!!”

*Close the phone* TUT..TUT…TUTTT…

“SHIT! GIMME THE FUCKING SIGNAL!!!!”

prairieeagle
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“So this, IS A CRUSADE!” isn’t that a reference to Hellsing Abridged?

Animester
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hahahahahahah what an MC who just accepts death without regretting anything……

Skierus
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To tell the truth i mainly read this chapter to see if he remembered to bring a charger. lol

Jaegarpan
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How can a God made mistake :v
thanks btw

Anon
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Should have asked for a powerful portable laptop, instead.

Smartphones can’t exactly run powerful software and typing on a smartphone must be a pain in the ass if you have to do it all day.

Gippett0
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Thanks for the chapter!

Anonymous
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Of all the gods in the novel that i read this one is the nicest one iv’e met

Kryzin
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Thxs for the chapter.

Furqon37
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What the hell

justreading
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thanks for the hard-work!!

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