Smartphone Chapter 67

What a fine day for the new chapter.

So… Before you enjoy reading the things MC does, which most of the typical anime blockheads don’t have the guts to do, or simply because they are blockheads, there is some news.

Next week there won`t be new chapter. Super has some RL stuff to do, and I will be too busy playing the new DOOM. So, on that note, here is the proposition from yours truly (I hope Super will forgive me and support me in that).

If, by let’s say 16 May 2016 (UTC time, midnight), this chapter gets 256 posts (I like binary, I can’t lie),  we will do 3 chapters by 28 Math 2016 (hope SH guys won’t count that as plagiarism).

As usual, no spam, no flooding, no cursing and please be supportive of one another.

Enjoy the read:


TL: greujnik
ED: Super Banana

Arc 9: Inheritance of Babylon.
Chapter 67: Wife’s Anger and the Second Person

After Lindsey’s confession. We took Shisuka with us to the mansion after that without clearing things up.

With my mind panicking, I entrusted Shisuka to Lime-san, hastily went back to my room, and collapsed on the bed holding my head in my arms. What the heck is going on?

Lindsey likes me? Is it not a ‘Like’ kind, but ‘Love’ kind of thing?
(TL: as we all know, japanese 好き carries a big emotional specter, ranging from child-like love to mature love. Thus MC not sure what kind it is…)

Ununuu….. . Argh, should I not worry about it?

Lindsey is certainly cute. She is a graceful, quiet girl considerate of others. Though a little shy in front of strangers, she is a hard-working person. If I make her my girlfriend, she’d be the perfect woman, I think.

But, tentatively, I am Yumina’s fiance.

Speaking about Yumina, she is cute, her age does not match her composure, and she’s dependable. Lately I’ve been occasionally surprised of her display of behavior befitting her age. Is this ‘gap-moe’? Hm? Despite being appropriate, it is a gap?

Aaah, what should I do…

While burying my face in my pillow and sighing, knock-knock, I heard a knocking sound on the room’s door.

「Touya-san, it is Yumina… 」
「Eh!? 」

Opening the door Yumina was standing there wearing casual clothes. For some reason, it feels awkward. No, I don’t mean anything particularly bad. Is this the feeling of a wife exposing her husband’s affair? No, before being a wife, we’re not even married so there wouldn’t be an affair!

After Yumina entered, she sat down on the sofa placed in the middle of the room. I casually sit down in front of her, but for some reason my glance keeps swimming around. I wonder if it is because I feel guilty.

Ji──っ……。

Ji────っ……。

Ji───────っ……。

Ji──────────っ……。

Uu. It has been a while since the last gaze attack of the heterochromic eyes. It is mentally intense, you know…

「Touya-san」
「Ha, Hai」
「I, I am angry, you know? 」

No, saying such a thing… Even as a joke, from Yumina’s standpoint as a fiancée, me being confessed to by the other girls is by no means amusing, I think.

Before my eyes her brows furrow and her cheeks swell, which is kind of cute but in this situation it by no means can be softened without reason.

「Even though I have not been kissed yet, for it to be snatched away earlier by two people! 」
「That was…!? 」

In a sense that may be so. However! That’s already been done, and I didn’t do it! But I don’t want to sound like I’m making excuses.

「Are you not angry about Lindsey’s confession? 」
「What do you mean? If you take a look at Lindsey-san, you will somewhat understand that she likes Touya-san」

Excuse me, even if I looked at her I did not know that… I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed.

「On this occasion I would like to say in advance, I won’t have any complaints if Touya-san has ten or twenty mistresses unless you those girls unhappy. I believe that to be a measure of a man’s dependability」

… Is that so? It is said that polygamy is not unusual in this world but as far as permission goes, it is still scary…

「However! Ho-we-ver! Despite me being the legal wife, I have yet to do it and you are too careless about being kissed! You are full of openings! Please defend it! Please completely defend it!」
「Well, but」
「Excuses are prohibited!」
「Hai…」

I think her getting angry at this point may be different, but it seems that it is quite considerably important for her for some reason.

「Then, for example, had Yumina done it earlier, would it have been a problem?」
「Although I would still somewhat burn with jealousy a little bit. But it won’t be no good. If you take care of me properly」

I wonder if this child is really 12 years old. She might be overdoing it with the farsightedness. Or she might not like me to that extent…

「…… Just now you were thinking of something rude, weren’t you? 」
「U」

I wonder why the only women around me are those with such a sharp perception. Yumina determinedly came around the table and sat down facing me on the sofa I was sitting on.

「Touya-san. I have resolved myself to live with you as husband and wife. It is because I love you. And because I love you to such extent that I won’t lose even to Lindsey-san. That much, you should not doubt. 」
「… Forgive me. 」

Meekly, apologetic words came out. To doubt her that much would be rude to her feelings. Because she is better than me who is bad at making decisions.

「… Really, forgive me」
「… If you hold me close and give me a kiss I will forgive you」

Hey! That is too high a degree of difficulty, Yumina-san!

But still, the atmosphere does not allow me to escape from this situation. Nervously reaching my hand out to her shoulder, I draw her small body close. I tightly hugged her, and moved her head close at the chin. Her tender body and the sweet aroma of her hair made my heart beat fast.

Aa-well, I guess I have no choice but to recognize them, my own feelings.

Yumina raised her small body from inside of my arms, turned to face me and quietly closed her eyes. They are closed! Is it impossible to escape anymore!? I can’t, you know!! I get it already!!

Resolving myself, I kiss Yumina’s small lips. Just lightly touching them, it is a modest kiss. When we part our lips, she opened her eyes, smiled radiantly, and strongly clung to me once again.

「Ehehe. I have received it! The first to receive a kiss from Touya-san is me! isn’t that right!? 」
「Eh? Aa… is that so, is that how it is… 」

Certainly, I have received it twice, but, for the first time I did it myself… Is it possible that that was the objective!? I have a feeling that somehow it was all calculated, but it’s scary so I won’t think too deeply about it.

What about the world where a 16-year-old man kisses a 12-year-old girl… I don’t know in this world but if in the previous world, a senior high schooler guy kissing a sixth grade girl… It smells of crime, absolutely. Talking about age, it’s only a 4 year difference.

「What does Touya-san think of Lindsey-san?」
「What I think… I think she’s cute, I was honestly happy of her confession, you know. However, despite not being able to come to the decision about Yumina yet, when I think about Lindsey, I don’t know know what the best thing do is. It’s a miserable story」
「If you had to say, do you like or dislike her?」
「Of course, I like her. That’s for certain. She’s important to me, you know」

In my arms, Yumina laughs with a sneer. What? What is this “just as planned”-like laughter?

「That is how it is, Lindsey-san」
「Eh!? 」

Yumina turns to the corner of the room and calls out to someone. Then Lindsey’s figure emerged, face dimly red-hot and looking down. Hey, what is the meaning of this?

「I requested Rin-san to cast the transparency magic. I had to do it this way, because it looked like Lindsey-san also was not convinced」

「Invisible」was it! By any chance she was in the room all along!? If I assume so then the entire conversation earlier was also heard… Uwa, how embarrassing!

「Touya-san, you are evil, you know? Not giving any answer, you completely secluded yourself in your room. Because she thought you disliked her Lindsey kept crying all this time. A bit longer and Elsie would come here and hit you」
「Aa… about that, I’m sorry」

Is that so, I didn’t even think to consider that. I’m useless, really.

「Th-, that-, that time, I’m sorry. When I saw Shisuka’s kiss, not wanting to lose, I realized… I didn’t consider it, to do such a thing… Without also considering Touya-san’s feeling, please forgive me」

I approached Lindsey who was tightly grasping her skirt and shedding large teardrops, and gently took her hand.

「A……」
「Although I think I was heard earlier, I do not dislike Lindsey. I think that you are cute, I think I like you. Though I don’t know what to do, I think of you as important」
「Touya-san……」

Lindsey gave me a little smile. Yeah, as I thought, this girl looks way better when smiling. For making her cry like that, me getting hit by Elsie is something I can’t complain about.

「Having understood each other feelings, how about it. That is, will you take Lindsey-san too as your bride? 」
「Eh!? 」

Yumina just proposed the unthinkable without any hesitation. Lindsey…. As a bride, you say? When I look in Lindsey’s direction, she is once again restlessly looking down with her face bright red.

「For royalty, nobles or wealthy merchants, taking two, three or more spouses is normal. After that, it’s all about Touya-san’s dependability, you know. Nobody will complain as long as we are supported properly. Does Lindsey-san have any problem? 」
「I-, I also, Touya-san’s bride, want to become… 」

Are you serious? No, even though I am glad, apart from it, earlier various anxieties are drawing near.

「… Is it no good? 」

Lindsey’s face looks like it will burst into tears any minute. No, as I thought I want this girl to keep having that smiling face from before. I cannot let her cry. Right, it has already come to that, I think!

「Becoming like a second wife, Lindsey, are you okay with that?」
「… I think that I can get along well with Yumina. Coming to love the same person, if we can both become happy, then it won’t be bad」
「… I understand. If Yumina and Lindsey say that it is okay. I will make sure your wishes come true」

Just as a smile spilled out from Lindsey’s face, she strongly embraced me. When the usually obedient Lindsey does something like that, it honestly completely bewilders me. After Yumina stood up, in a similar manner she jumped at us. Hey, this situation is somehow embarrassing!

「With this, Lindsey-san will also be a fiancée together with me」

Yumina says it delightfully while smiling. Looking at Lindsey, her face is red once again, but at every word she nodded happily.

It is already late at night. Once I told both of them to return to their rooms, I was pressed for a goodnight kiss. As one would expect I still did not have that much courage yet, but somehow, they forgave me in exchange for a kiss on their foreheads (which still felt strange). Yumina was delighted while Lindsey looked embarrassed.

I gave a long sigh when I was alone in the room. Too many various things happened today. I want to sort out my feelings. Once again, I fall down on the bed.

First of all, what should I do… More or less, there’s money if it’s just to support two people, there is also a house. Aren’t there any problems? Aah, I also have to go greet Lindsey’s parents…

After that all that left is my resolution, I think. Resolution to spend my whole life with these two people. I have to think positive as much as possible. I want to make both of them happy and… well…

While i was thinking about such things, I fell asleep.

DOBAN! At the sound of knocking at the door as if it was breaking, I sprang up unintentionally. What what!?

In my room it was already bright, the morning has come. When I looked around the vicinity while still half-asleep, basking in the morning sun was a silhouette looking down on me with arms crossed beside the bed.

「We have something to talk about for a bit」

Standing there was the older sister, whose face looked like two peas in a pod with the girl who said that she would become my bride yesterday.

Illuminated by the morning sun, on the waist the gauntlets vividly shine.

Uhm, somehow I have a bad feeling about this. By any chance am I in a pinch this morning?

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Seinvolf
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Thank u always for ur great work…
^^…

Seinvolf
Member

The problem got cleared in 1 night, but another problem raised in the next morning…
XD…

Dark Jackel
Guest

Still the same problem, I’d say… ?

Seinvolf
Member

Same problem?
Use same solution…
:3…

Ang
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how many more solutions until it’s settled though…

Spud-kun
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A wild problem appeared. What will Touya do?

Run <–
Hide
Fight
Tree
Potato

Can't escape!

A wild problem appeared. What will Touya do?

Run
Hide <–
Fight
Tree
Potato

Can't escape!

A wild problem appeared. What will Touya do?

Run
Hide
Fight
Tree <–
Potato

Success! Touya became a Tree!

rozenmaiden
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If touya choose fight
A wild problem appeared. What will Touya do?
Run
Hide
Fight <-
Tree
Potato

Can't fight! No matter what men do, women always right!!! 😛

SpaceWardrobe The Pursuer of Space Girls
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SpaceWardrobe The Pursuer of Space Girls

Tree Powers Activate!!!

Indream
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Nah, this problem have gaunlets. It want be as simple us witn Lindsey.

Marek
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Thanks for chapter

waw
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Amazing

Anonymous
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Thank you

Lifesraffle
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Keep em coming. : )

Thanks for taking the time to translate.

Foguinho
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Thanks for the chapter

cookteep
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Thanks for the chaper

Ahlkazar
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Thanks for the work! What a good cliff!

Quicksylver
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Oh man, my favorite series just keeps getting better and better! Keep it up guys 🙂

goo21
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Nay. It will barely get 150 comments at most.

Indream
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Let’s work hard 😀

haazhell
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yeah, less than 50 comments to complete the binary code 😉

VelhoDit
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EI EI OW!!!
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Raze Pendragon
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6 more to go come on guys so close >.>

haazhell
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poor translator… so much hard work for the next time

William Walls
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It’s already past 200

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Anonymous
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thanks for the chapter

TheMystogrigen
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This is going to be one long night… There’s probably a line outside of his room for this “event”.

Thanks for the chapter!

rozenmaiden
Guest

Yeah, Long “night”..

Anon
Guest

Thank you for the chapter!
Next chapter I can see her being very angry for a couple of reasons, first he made Lindsey worry and cry so much because he basicly ran and hid after her confession. Second, her younger sister is his second fiancée. Third, HER YOUNGER SISTER, the older sister should be the first to be married afterall.

Dark Jackel
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Meh, they’re twins. I’m sure the older/younger thing isn’t such a big deal…
…run, Toyota. Run now. ?

Dark Jackel
Guest

Yikes, Touya became Toyota. Auto-Correct-kun is really insistent lately… ?

Hutako
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I was laughing hard at in the first comment you said toyata which fits considering he gotta go fast

rozenmaiden
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Touya choose to be a car? NIce choice! Now, he can run from his harem

Anonymous
Guest

Haha auto-correct changing meanings as they come

William Walls
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Go auto correct !!

Indream
Guest

Transformer! Man and car!

Cyrogen
Admin

Four wheels of fury!

SinClown
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Thanks

Misery\'s End
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don’t think it would count as plagiarism… however they may try to make a case of copy right infringement xD

Misery\'s End
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don’t think it would count as plagiarism… however they may try to make a case of copy right infringement xD

Cyrogen
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Nah, the SH guys would just come and reply to all the fans comments to help them out. 🙂

rozenmaiden
Guest

Wait, who’s SH guys?

rozenmaiden
Guest

Could it be Slave Harem?

Cyrogen
Admin

>_>

anonymous
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This is either the start of a harem snowball rolling down a snowy hill, or it’s gonna roll right off the cliff in anticlimax.

Dark Jackel
Guest

Fortunately, the girls have already made his decision for him. ?

Anonymous
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Wouldn’t be a man’s harem if he had any say in the manner XD

Anonymous
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er, matter…. >_>

anon
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probably the best part about it, when he got his new house from the king yumina sat all the girls down and laid down the law to them, so we dont need to deal with the bickering of who the principal is now, he just needs to take the blinkers off and say the magic words “Harem Assemble” and it will be done. he could probably even squeese a few of the cameo characters into it

VelhoDit
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there is more than 200 chapters to still untranslated, if shit happens now i don’t know how the story will unfold (kinda tempting…)

All.Night
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The harem is basically already confirmed to be 9 to 11 guesstimate.

Counting the current girls (4), the Babylon girls (4 or 5?), (Rin?).

William Walls
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But I dought he will get more human harem members

alu
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The maids are sure to be on stand-by on the hallway with a big box of popcorn.
(And taking records of the events)

Raze Pendragon
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Don’t forget the butler >.>

Indream
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You have a point!

VelhoDit
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there is no soap opera, the maids need something to gossip about

William Walls
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That almost sounds like a fill in chapter.

shuiko
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the dream

hivegu
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thanks for the chapter 😀

kouk2002
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Yea your certainly in a pinch. Though the reason is there is no way your only getting 2 brides. I once tried it on with 2 sisters, didn’t work out, so my respect and jealousy of the situation are in equal measure I think. Though wonder how many girls are candidates. Mostly from reading to many things and lack of consistent updates, I forget who could be aiming for it. Lindsey, Elsie, Yumina, Samurai kid, Dukes daughter (Kings brothers kid), Rin? (might be old but looks young, true loli baba ftw!), the younger sister of the beastman representative ( I… Read more »
alu
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corrections?

「Ehehe. I have received it! For the first time, I have received it from Touya-san, isn’t that right!? 」
「Ehehe. I have received it! The first to receive a kiss from Touya-san was me! isn’t that right!? 」

What is this planned-like laughter?
What is this “just as planned”-like laughter?

After that all that left is my resolution
After that all that’s left is my resolution

Anon
Guest

The first one should be fine as is. She saying that she received a kiss from him for the first time, not that she was the first to receive a kiss from him.

alu
Guest

Both could be right. Only someone that can read the original can know whats the correct one.
That’s the reason I add a question mark at “corrections?”

Anonymous
Guest

Great Chapter! Why do I feel like the Harem flag will just continue to rise higher and higher?

Dark Jackel
Guest

Past evidence? ?

Kanmuru
Guest

Man, this was a good chapter! Now It’s Elsie turn!
Thanks for the chapter.
Cya’round~

VelhoDit
Guest

is not like i want to be your wife as well you baka!!! (tsun tsun)

Anonymous
Guest

Thank you for your hard work. Looks like the girls thought the harem flag wasn’t obvious enough, so they replaced it with a big neon sign.

Dark Jackel
Guest

With fireworks. And one of those twirly light things…

rozenmaiden
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And a HUGE billboard with some sparkling neon and sentences like in concert. With DJs is concerting.

Tala
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Thanks for chapter

Aru
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Do you guys have the illustrations for the LN version? Where did you find them? Mind sharing? :3
Thanks for the chapter by the way.

Raze Pendragon
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If u find out where we can c the illustrations can u post link pls >.<

VelhoDit
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vol 1 : http://imgur.com/a/wXkK8

vol 2 : http://imgur.com/a/6n6Lm

vol 3 : http://imgur.com/a/N6QvS

vol 4 : http://imgur.com/a/HM6mi

there is spoilers in vol 3-4

All.Night
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Thank you kindly sir.

VelhoDit
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to tell you the truth i’m not the one that posted it, some guy posted on chap 66 and i used ctrl+c

freegamer
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I want more comments for more chapters PLEASEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

Dark Jackel
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Working on it. ?

VelhoDit
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this guy is working really hard on it

VelhoDit
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Yumina is so cute (showing who the main wife is like a boss!!)

Dark Jackel
Guest

Yep, very obvious who’s actually in charge of things in that harem. ?

rozenmaiden
Guest

main wife is Yumina after all

William Walls
Guest

Duck social position he’s practically immortal.
Who would want to be king forever.

ale
Guest

thanks

Hermawan don
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Just accept it you blockhead!!
What are you
Ichika mk2

VelhoDit
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Ichika is the supreme master of blockheadness he even use few secred arts lost in the passage of time, there will never be someone on that lv… (if the mc get in this point i will stop reading this novel,serious ichika is retarded)

rozenmaiden
Guest

Ichika is on entirely different level of dense.. He is as dense as Osmium..(The densest material in this world..)

VelhoDit
Guest

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

All.Night
Guest

There exists a certain novel translated by Moonbunny Cafe where the MC is denser than Ichika. The simple life of killing demons. I dropped it purely because the MC was denser than a neutron star.

William Walls
Guest

He is getting better though.

RedGamer
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Thanks for the chap

Dyne
Guest

thanks for the great chapter this week right now I’m literally at the edge of my seat just waiting to see how the next chapter will play out

Strzelak
Guest

Thank for the chapter ~ Keep up good work.

sfcipher
Guest

Thanks for the chapter. Looks like the beginning of loli harem.

All.Night
Guest

The harem was already a go. The MC was just completely unaware. It isn’t a look harem. The only girl who is significantly younger than Touya is Yumina, everyone else is two years or less.

haazhell
Guest

thanks for the chapter

Dark Jackel
Guest

Touya, your only job is to keep them from killing each other. Don’t screw up! ?

rozenmaiden
Guest

i don’t wanna see Yandere harem like Kuro no Maou..

Nrp
Guest

Thanka a lot for the great work 😉

Moodyz
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Posting because I don’t have a fast PC, so I hope the new DOOM is full of bugs!!

Dark Jackel
Guest

Well, it’s Bethesda. The odds aren’t bad, right? ?

haazhell
Guest

that’s not false
(literal transcription of a french typical non-compromising comment with a wink to the tv french culture)

haazhell
Guest

I have stop to play with this game after the second opus… The first was really good and i’m sure it will works good on your slow PC ^^

lykaon
Guest

MC officially starting harem KITTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Rumanshi Ichigo
Admin

I’m joining in…

thanks for the chapter!

Anon
Guest

You’re evil, pure evil, you know that!
Then again we appreciate you assistance.

Dark Jackel
Guest

Your joining in the harem? I don’t know, Rumanshi-san, there’s an awful lot of competition… ?

rozenmaiden
Guest

I don’t want to join the harem, i want to make harem

rudyerosensei
Guest

Bravo MC!!!
I apologize for calling you dense, although technically you still are one. So Elsie is next? Huehuehue and Yae, I guess the best girl is to be the last one.

Macktheknife123
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I have a feeling that older sister will challenge him to duel. And if he wins that she will be his 3rd bride. Thanks for the chapter.

Anon
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I doubt that. I mean Elsie saw what happened to that poor, poor turtle-snake.

Raze Pendragon
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Maybe she’s into that?

Anon
Guest

Bravo

rozenmaiden
Guest

You mean masochism?

All.Night
Guest

I applaud you Raze.

Raze Pendragon
Guest

Lol u know it’s possible >_>

gospelkiru
Member

Fufu. Thanks.

Shin
Guest

Thanks for the chapter.

Nryuu
Guest

thanks for the chapter……..<3

Shirao
Guest

Thanks for the chapter 🙂
I bet the next chapter the MCs fiancées will increase yet again 😀

Anon
Guest

We know it’ll increase. The question is how far, and how it does so.

Raze Pendragon
Guest

Well he needs a beast women >.> and elf? Wait do they have elfs? Or just the fairies

William Walls
Guest

Good question!!! 82 points.

William Walls
Guest

4(girls so far) plus 9(garden managers) plus ??
This is what we are possibly looking at.

lein2
Guest

Thank you very much for this chapter, awesome job

Anonymous
Guest

They’re gonna need a bigger house, methinks

Ronderic
Guest

And a bigger bed.

Raviel
Guest

They already have a big mansion, and even a big floating garden

All.Night
Guest

Well the house has more rooms than they need, and they have a massive floating garden, and soon to make additions.

All.Night
Guest

Also what kind of calendar are you using “28th Math 2016”

William Walls
Guest

All the gardens together I think would be the size of a large town if not bigger

anon
Guest

the question now then is … when his Harem is finished will he need to expand the combined sky garden pieces (to the size of a capital city maybe?) to accommodate all his women

William Walls
Guest

True…….. so very true

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