Kumo desu ga, Nani ka? Oni 17

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the biggest pervert of them all?

Scheduling information: in a note today, the author of this series said that there might not be more than one new chapter a week while volume 4 of the printed novels is being worked on.

Oni 17 – The weak are meat, the strong do eat

「In the first place, what’s with “Wrath”? Because you have the Wrath skill you used it for your name? That’s gotta be an alias, right? It’s not like you’re chuunibyou. Ah, were you chuunibyou? In that case, I’m oh so sorry. So that it doesn’t become something you want to pretend never happened, I shall kindly refer to you as Kyouya-kun from now on.」

To Sophia-san, who is grinning while agitating me, I’m unable to answer back. Her emotions really do show easily on her face. She’s full of desire to taunt me, clearly. She has an obviously indecent smile playing on her face, so it seems she intends to continue to verbally attack me. Since I’m at a disadvantage with the subject alone, maybe it’s natural.

Chuunibyou. I’d never have expected it to be said that way. Well, certainly if I calmly think back on it, that really does seem like the sort of thing a chuunibyou sufferer would like. At the time when I had changed my name, I was completely exhausted mentally, so I chose the first simple name that came to mind. I can’t deny that it was a chuunibyou-ish choice. By way of excuse, since I had never thought that any of my classmates from the same world had reincarnated here, I had thought that nobody would understand the meaning of the word.

Being called chuunibyou to my face, I immediately feel ashamed. It is such a strange sensation, as if I had suddenly been thrown out from a dream and into reality. Well, still, if I’m chuunibyou then wouldn’t Shiro-san also be about the same?

「Let’s say I’m chuunibyou for argument’s sake, then could you say the same about Shiro-san?」

Sophia-san cannot go against Shiro-san. Even in the short time I’ve been here, I’ve realised the pecking order. Thus, I use that as a basis for a counter-attack. When I consider how petty this argument is, I feel dejected. This should have been a serious argument originally, so how did it end up as a discussion on chuunibyou etc?

「Bwah!? Are you an idiot or what?! Goshujin-sama is that! That, that!」

As if her speaking ability is being obstructed, she’s unable to come up with a good follow-up. Or rather, she’s seriously flustered isn’t she. Is she that scared of Shiro-san?

「I, I don’t think that! While there’s nothing she can do about her body being white, I don’t wonder what with her clothes also being uniformly white, or what’s with her keeping her eyes closed despite not being blind – I don’t think that at all!」

Is it only me who can hear her totally self-destructing? Sophia-san, I’ve been wondering about this for a while, but you’re basically a bit of an idiot, right?

Ah.

「You called?」

Before I knew it, indeed, without Sophia-san or I noticing her at all, Shiro-san was there. Right behind Sophia-san.

「I see, I see-e. So that’s how you thought of me huh-h. Chuunibyou huh-h. Nai wa-a.」

Hm? She’s different to normal. Her tone is off as well, and her usually white complexion is rather red. Above all else, I’d never seen Shiro-san showing any expression at all, but now she’s smiling like an idiot.

Sophia-san has frozen so hard you could almost hear the sound effect of ice going “crick”. Shiro-san is also leaning her head against Sophia-san’s shoulder. As Shiro-san breathes out a long burp, Sophia-san grimaces.

「Go, goshujin-sama? Have you drunk… alcohol?」
「I ha-ave! It’s so delicious!」

As if finding something funny, Shiro-san cackles. You can drink once you’re twenty. Well, yeah, even I realise it’s a bit too late to be talking about that though.

Still, this is Shiro-san’s drunken state huh. I had heard about it from Sophia-san, but this transformation is really beyond my expectations. Isn’t she a completely different person?

「My clothes are white because it’s easier-r. If I wanted to dye them I could, but it’s a bother so I don’t okay-y. Fashion? Is that something tasty?」

Is this what is known as an aggressive drunk? Shiro-san has restrained Sophia-san so that she can’t run away, and Sophia-san is even making a desperate expression while trying to escape from that restraint. Her pale expression indicates just how terrified she is.

「As for keeping my eyes closed, that’s so as to not show my Evil Eyes! They’re not some chuunibyou thing but Evil Eyes for real okay! If I show them you might even die but do you wanna see anyway?」
「Eeeek!? You don’t need to show them! You don’t need to show them okay!?」

She’s even started to raise a scream. This has clearly become too pitiful to watch, so I guess I’ll stop it.

「Shiro-san, that’s more than…」
「Chomp.」

The moment I tried to call out to her, Shiro-san bit Sophia-san’s ear. What’s often called play-biting… is not what happened, it’s more like bitten off. While Shiro-san is actually apart from her, Sophia-san’s ear that was surely there just now has suddenly gone. While I stare in mute amazement, Shiro-san makes some chewing movements with her mouth.

「Crunch.」
「No-o-o-o-o! I’m being eaten! I’m being eaten again after all this time!?」
「Geh-heh-heh. Don’t mind if I do.」
「Ah, hey!? Don’t remove my clothes! Wait, wait! My body is not food okay! Don’t just stare, save me! 」

Huh!? It seems my thought processes had been frozen.

「Shiro-san, stop, stop!」

The moment I reach out a hand to try to separate Sophia-san from Shiro-san, Shiro-san’s eyes opened. I think it couldn’t be helped that I stopped moving out of surprise. What was there was, some strange eyes where there were multiple additional pupils within the pupils.

King Crimson! Not quite the same though.」

 
 
 

「Huh?」

Before I knew it, Shiro-san had vanished. But she should have been right in front of me. It’s not just Shiro-san, as Sophia-san has also vanished. Or, so I thought, but with her clothes in a state of disarray, Sophia-san is slumped on the floor, lying down on her stomach.

「Eh?」

Am I being shown an illusion or something? The scene in front of me now, is inconsistent with the scene a moment ago.

「You’re back to normal?」

While still lying down on her stomach, Sophia-san speaks to me in a tired voice. Her voice indicates that she has no intention of getting up either.

「What happened?」
「Who knows? You suddenly froze and stopped moving.」

Something was done to me.

「”The weak are meat, the strong do eat” is pretty terrifying.」

The least I can do for Sophia-san who is slumped and hanging her head in shame, is to take off my tunic and lay it over her.


 

Translation notes:

“The weak are meat, the strong do eat” – this is a literal translation of a particular idiom, which would normally be translated as “survival of the fittest” or “the law of the jungle”. I kept the literal meaning since it’s particularly appropriate for this chapter. The line at the end is spoken by Sophia.

Legally and morally, it’s considered wrong to drink alcohol until you’ve come of age in Japan – at age 20.

“Geh-heh-heh. Don’t mind if I do.” – this is a cliché line though not quite the cliché scenario. The “normal” scenario would be in a Japanese period drama with a dirty old man abusing his authority to take advantage of a woman, typically said while starting to strip the woman. At this point, it would often be time for the hero to make a dramatic entrance.

“King Crimson” – another JoJo reference. Presumably this was Shiro’s “Static Evil Eye” as seen in chapter 226.

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Lazypioneer
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That drunk shiro <3

Cabman
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“You gotta have counter-measures against time stop you know”

Shadzin
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Sasuga Ainz-sama!

ARabdomPasserby
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Overlord quote found !

Anonymous
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Thanks for the chapter! Even after spending years faithfully training, Sophia can do nothing against Shiro’s hunger.

Sabishi desu
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Oni meat is not tasty?

is it just me that hoping he got eaten once?

superdbgtfan
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well drunk shiro has a think for the taste of sophia from when she was a baby whereas they only just met wrath not too long ago and shiro never had any thoughts on how tasty oni is

Amuris
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basically, she likes soft, squishy meat.

Mesaphrom
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Basically, she may as well given up on the beings called male. With may be obvious why if you read it until now. I mean remenber the last time a male touched her?

Dragrath
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But what about buff bald fishermen? I I remember earlier Shiro had a thing for them and was disappointed when the ocean didn’t turn out the way she wanted(full of water dragons so no fishermen)
It has been a while so my memory might be a bit fuzzy though…

Anonymous
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She has an old man fetish – Wrath is not an old man.

laclongquan
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Heh heh heh. She froze, then jump to cling on the ceiling like a ninja. Kouya is getting a pass due to being a male so he should take what he can take.

KuRuuRuu
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Could it be.. All of this time, Shiro has prepared a training menu suitable for making Sophia to have a soft, tender meat… O_O

Albedo\'s Ahoge
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O.O
What a wicked plan~!!!

Anonymous
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Who knows, she might have taken a bite without him noticing.

Cabman
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Humm..
Translator dude that should be “law of the jungle” or “survival of the fittest”. I don’t know where you got the weak are meat the strong eat.

弱肉強食

Granitefish
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Did you not read the TL notes?

Hakurei06
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Oh man, I haven’t even referenced a dictionary and I already recognise the kanji for meat, strong, and eat; I can hazard a guess on what the first kanji means…

I dunno how you got that liberal TL without taking a look at the literal meaning right in front of your face.

Albedo\'s Ahoge
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BTW, TL is a girl not “dude”.

Aureliano Alatriste
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Thanks for your hard work.

I must say, I wonder how much Shiraori has devoured this time. In the past I think it was a leg? Considering the scene wasn’t described as looking like a slaughterhouse later on, I assume someone must have cleaned up, at least.
Also, missed opportunity in not diversifying your menu there. Oni-kun surely can regenrate as well, and I’m sure he’s tasty, too.

Granitefish
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But Shiro isn’t a sloppy eater, she’s very clean and thorough. She wouldn’t leave a mess letting blood splatter would be a waste of the blood.

superdbgtfan
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i think she regenerated and was just laying there exhausted, but it was probably a considerable amount

Anonymous
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Shiro was the one healing her IIRC.

The17thNoah
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Since Sophia just laid there tired, she probably ate 20+ worth of Sophia’s whole body, probably letting her regenerate during the hours it takes to sober up. I’m a little more curious about Sophia’s position. she’s upside-down…while on the floor? does that mean from Kyouya’s pov her head is closest and legs farthest but simply faceup lying on the floor? or does it mean facedown on the floor? or is she hanging upside down like her legs are raised on something like the table? and speaking of tables, I’m imagining a brutal kinky play of Shiro placing Sophia on the… Read more »
nothing
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her hair must have turned white. and she can never call anyone chuunibyou anymore

Shadzin
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That long awaited ‘nai wa’ is back~~

Bá Long
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What is nai wa anyways? I’ve seen it many times but still don’t know what the heck it means

Anonymous
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nai wa = no way

zhezzo
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Thanks for the fast release…

IcyClaw
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nai wa~

Random Internet User (tm)
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Random Internet User (tm)

Thank you kindly for the chapter.

Metazoxan
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One chapter a week is still better than none for half a year so I’m not complaining.

Also I was sorta hoping she’d explain her name to them as well and in the process reveal D’s existence to them as well as the fact she isn’t Wakaba.

Anonymous
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Nai wa~

Peridoritoblog
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Best chapter in a while XD I loved it! I missed drunk Shiro and the fact that she used to eat Sophia (more like the abuse against her was a lot of fun before) thanks for the chapter! .w.)/

superdbgtfan
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and its all the better because they just was just brought up during an argument and we can see sophia’s reaction in 3rd person

libraryrocker
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…. How does her ear grow back? Thanks so much for all your hard work!!!

Chooga
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「Super-speed HP Recovery LV3」

Metazoxan
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Plus Sober Shiro can always use the highest level of healing magic to fix anything that auto recovery doesn’t fix.

Cabman
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Plus she also has immortality

superdbgtfan
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drunk shiro can too

Jack Ryans
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drunk shiro healing would be scarier. extended meal time = bad

Metazoxan
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Exactly why I specified Sober.

Zeth
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Thank you!!

Cannibox
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Oh here she comes…
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up…
Oh here she comes…
She’s a man-eater…

RennasS
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I was expecting Yuri-rape scene not Yuri-guro scene, what a shame.

superdbgtfan
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think of it more as yuri-vore if it makes you happy

Anonymous
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It just works.

Much thanks.

Aidal
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I thought it was ” The weak are meat, for the strong to eat.” oh well

Reaper Phoenix
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Thanks 4 the chapter!

Now Wrath has seen the horror that is drunk Shiro… or not. He was time frozen during most of it.

The17thNoah
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such a waste, shiro should have just paralyzed kyouya and let him see the whole thing. he’ll understand that living for years with a baby-eating spider who doesn’t socialize and promotes social isolation then years of being so OP with mindcontrol and no need to socialize in school would inevitably lead to the muscle-brain sophia.

Anonymous
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I’m pretty sure that was the Evil Eye of Stasis she used (her substitute for

Anonymous
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Paralysis

k
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thank for the update

shogoki_vnz
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“「No-o-o-o-o! I’m being eaten! I’m being eaten again after all this time!?」”
Come on Sophia you know that you love it

fareastern
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So Sophia is an M deep inside…
That pain nullity and sense of pain nullity skill must have denied her pleasure…

BJ
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Poor vampire girl you’r just snack nothing more.

steve stevenson
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There is a certain irony in that she just got finished talking about how she is a vampire and needs to drink blood and just got attacked by a monster spider goddess at the top of the food chain.

Metazoxan
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“Why can’t I feed on humans I’m a vampire after all” a few minutes later “My body is not food okay!”

Past One/Hikari to Kage
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Past One/Hikari to Kage

Thanks

snowiv
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chapters is short but it’s very fun kiki.

Anonymous
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Shiro? Not chuunibyou? What happened to all that monologue about evil eyes at the start?

SubZole
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Not to mention Magical Girl Kumoko 😀

GonZ555
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Meatbun delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

..i’m scared to ask but is meatbun the meat or the strong?

KuRuuRuu
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The meat, obviously.. It’s there in your name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anonymous
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The strong, but I am stronger. *chomps*

Anonymous
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Meatbun is weakbun

??
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Why can’t meat be strong?

Ren
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So Shiro’s eyes the power to control time now?

Wonder what the servants of the mansion reactions are to the screams of Sophia being eaten alive. Or maybe they’re just used to it already.

SubZole
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No, she just can stun,paralyze, petrify and put someone in stasis with them (plus inflict other abnormal conditions).

Metazoxan
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It’s her evil eye of stasis. It can freeze space and time for a target but that’s it. She doesn’t have free control over time itself and her ability to freeze it for a target is just her copying one of the system skills.

Stelvis
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Hahahahha pour sophia, she never can win a discussion xp
Ty for the chapter^^

Anonymous
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Yes, you are not allowed to drink alcohol til you’re 20 in Japan.. but hey, its human’s law. not spider’s. Its safeee. 😀

chaoton
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It’s all thank to Kuro handing her the first cup. Now she’s vampire-eating spider.

KuRuuRuu
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Thanks for the chapter!!! <3
It's been a while since we saw drunken Shiro~
And now the Oni will learn the reason behind the pecking order ( ̄▽ ̄)

Buwitre
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Pecking haha, or chomping order

Anonymous
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For some reason i read pecking order with Mr.Popos voice from DBZAbridged…

Hakurei06
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Candlejack? Baba Okina, this isn’t Freaka–

Oak
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Thanks for the chapter

IamMe
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Thanks for the fun chapter.

More of the manga has been translated btw, it can be found by hunting it down.

an
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thanks for the chapter!
oni kun, so sly! ur the one who called shiro a chuuni first! to top it off, u get to see a tasty scene(most of it is omitted from his memories due to evil eyes of static though)..shiro, u need to also peck oni and put him in his place! iirc she did think those adventurers in elro delicious so its not like she doesnt eat guys

SubZole
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Drunk Shiro never disappoints 😀
Now even Wrath knows the horrors of drunken Shiro 🙂
I wonder what parts did Shiro eat from Sophia 🙂

Thanks for the chapter!

Siaal
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The Haruhi image makes a lot more sense at the end huh…

Buwitre
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I just now noticed God Haruhi. Nice

deadtoxic
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「I see, I see-e. So that’s how you thought of me huh-h. Chuunibyou huh-h. Nai wa-a.」
^ キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!! …. is back after a long time …. As well as the long absent drunken state ^^

Thanks for the Chapter 🙂

nothing
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makes the boy cant do anything, then pushes the girl down, strips her and violates her. when the boy comes back to his senses, he can only see the girl slumped on the floor, lying down on her stomach with her clothes in a state of disarray.
The hell Shiro? Who are you? Some kind of old man in a NTR rape hentai?

Gippett0
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Thank you for the chapter, and all the hard work!

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