Smartphone Chapter 77

With this, our transmission ends…

May we cross paths in the future…

TL: Airsblue
ED: Super Banana

Arc 10: Everyday Life #2
Chapter 77: The Knight Order’s Affairs, and The Night Raid

After I apologized to Vice-Commander Neil, Lyon-san explained the present conditions of the Knight Order. The Knights main role is to protect the royal capital, guarding royal family, and other tasks like escorting VIPs. Most of them are sons of nobles, not the eldest son who should succeed the family head, mostly second and third sons. There is no sense of responsibility from their positions, only boasting of their family’s social standing, seems like there’s a lot of those self-indulgent guys here as well.

「Similarly I am also a second son. Well, ours is different from the other houses, only an iron fist awaits us if we caused troubles to others…」

Lyon-san gives a bitter smile while saying so. Ah~ It is that Oyaji-san after all… I can vaguely see it. There doesn’t seems to be any pampering element.

「It is a minority but as expected you can find people here who clings to their parentage, a new recruit from a Baron house will not comply with a commanding officer from an Earl house, and conversely, the commanding officer will try to curry favor with the new recruit. It’s a stupid argument」

Neil-san talks with disgust. There are guys that will cause problems wherever they go.

「Well, for now that was just a passing ship. Those fellows may become treacherous parasites for the Knight Order. They managed to avoid it by arrangements from their parents’ houses so far, but it will not pass this time. They attacked the princess’ fiancé after all. They should be grateful their heads are still connected」

This person, he was watching me and those guys fighting from the start. Probably intentional. Well, I wouldn’t have helped me.

「More importantly, that. I saw it earlier, but that weapon… What is it?」

Neil-san gazed curiously at my sword gun Brunhild hanging on my waist.

「You mean this. It’s my personal weapon. Only I can use it, and I am the only that can make it. Can be used from either short or long distance. It can transform to a short sword or longsword, and is able to paralyze my opponents」
「Hmm~ It is a magnificent weapon. Can’t you make one for me as well?」
「I am sorry, that’s a bit…」

I must be careful regarding guns. This is something that can easily kill people. I can only share it with people I completely trust.

「Really?… That’s regrettable」
「Ah, but I can make you a transforming weapon, or a weapon that can cause paralysis? But I don’t know whether you can handle it or not」
「Really!? Then I would like to request one!」

Complying with Neil-san reply, I take out a steel ingot from [Storage]. Mithril is firm, but mithril isn’t suitable for a weapon either. It is too light. To utilize that lightness and firmness maybe a weapon that specializes in thrusting like an Estoc, or a “slicing” weapon like a katana.

「What kinds of weapon are you good at Neil-san?」
「Let’s see, it would be the spear after all. Of course I can also use the sword」

Then with those two… No, maybe I should also add a dagger for the third transformation.

Using [Model], I form a spear approximately 2 meters first. The design is like western-style spear I saw in a game before, but changed the tip shape just as it is to dagger. To put it simply, it is like a dagger with a very long handle.

The grip part will be hollow, the body will move during transformation and shorten the grip. And then it will change into the dagger state.

Additionally, like Brunhild, the thickness of the dagger blade is thinned, by hollowing out the grip again, it can transform into a 1-meter long sword… Um, I wonder if this is okay. I apply [Enchant] and [Modeling]. And it is complete.

[Program Start/
Activation Condition: Owner State [Spear Mode] [Sword Mode] [Dagger Mode] /
Activation Contents: [Modeling] will quickly transform the grip part of sword blade to pattern Spear, Long Sword, Dagger/
Program End]

Oh, I also have to add the paralysis effect. Once again by using [Enchant] I add [Paralysis].

[Program Start/
Activation Condition: The owner state [Blade Mode] [Stun Mode]/
Activation Contents: Transform the sword blade in stun mode, and grant paralysis effect by [Paralysis]/
Program End]

「Um~ I guess this should be complete」

I try to turn the spear around. Yeah, like the one I made in Ishen, the balance is bad as ever. It might be hard to do when I am not particularly used to it.

「Dagger Mode」

Instantly, the grip shortens, the spear transforms into a dagger about 40 centimeters. I test it by swinging it around but there seems to be no problems. Keeping it in this form is convenient for carrying it around normally, I think.

「Sword Mode」

This time the sword blade grows, and become about 1-meter long sword. The grip part extends enough to be usable with both hands. Forward stance, and swing it down. Yup, not bad.

「Spear Mode」

It goes back to the original spear state. Okay, there is no problem with the transformation function. All that’s left is…

「Stun Mode」

Broadly grinning, I hit Lyon-san’s shoulder lightly with the spear. In the next instant Lyon-san collapses in his place.

「H~a~!?」 [TL: as in losing strength]
「No problem with paralysis effect, as well」
「OI Oi……」

Neil-san voices his shock. Well, I had to test it. Right?
The blade disappears when it is in stun mode, so it isn’t sharp. Well, it is still possible to use it as a spear though. I set the paralysis effect to weak, but it would still take 1 hour to recover, so I dispel the paralysis on the fallen Lyon-san with [Recovery].

「Hey please give me a break!」
「Sorry, but I had to test it out」

While apologizing to Lyon-san who was complaining, I hand over the spear after I turned it back from [Stun Mode] to [Blade Mode] spear state to Neil-san.

「Because it is handmade the balance is quite bad, I think it is necessary to get used to it」

Neil-san who took the spear took a stance, did a thrust, a rotation, and a sweep, manipulating it with beautiful movements. As expected of the vice-commander.
Dagger state, Longsword state transformation, he confirms the movement of each one in the same way. Finally he transforms it again into spear mode, and turn toward Lyon-san.

「Stun Mode」
「Hey please wait a minute!?」
「I am joking」

Seeing the flustered Lyon-san, Neil-san return the spear to dagger state while laughing. Looks like he doesn’t have any problem handling it.

「When paralyzing your opponents with stun mode, it will not affect them if they have something like a protection talisman against paralysis, so be careful. Also, because the effect will not expire before 1 hour once paralyzed, be careful not to paralyze your allies」
「I see, got it」

Neil-san said that while looking happily at the dagger. Being happy is the best.

「How lucky~ only for the vice-commander」
「Well, of course should I also make one for Lyon-san?」
「As expected of Touya-dono! Now you’re talking!」

I make another one in the same way, and give it to Lion-san. He also swings the spear happily and transforms it, enjoying the sensation.

「Um, I feel somewhat bad receiving it just like this. It would be great if there was something I could do as gratitude…」
「Please don’t worry about it. Well, come and intervene if I have a problem with those guys again」
「Understood. It’s a promise」

Neil-san promised while laughing. Well, I don’t think those guys are that stupid.


「……Even though he just talked to them yesterday」

Apparently they are that stupid.

Under the moonlight in the garden of my home, around 50 attackers fell down. Among them are the blonde and brown hair from last time, also the red hair idiots are here as well. The rest are muscular men. Probably private soldiers, or mercenaries.

When a suspicious mob was seen heading towards here, according to the information I got from Lapis-san, I had Tom-san the gatekeeper pretend to doze off on purpose.

Then, exactly as the information I received from Lapis-san who was a member of [Espion] the intelligence unit directly under the king control, a suspicious group invaded the garden under the cover of night.

Everyone was surprised to see me waiting for them in the garden, but when they found I was alone all of them jumped at me at the same time.

From where I was standing I rapid-fired 50 shots. Honesty, I am disappointed. The one horned wolf had better movements.

「And so, did none of you understand what Neil-san said?」

I approached the blonde who fell down, I crouched down while clapping Brunhild on my shoulder.

Because they were still conscious even if immobilized by paralysis, they could still hear my voice. Evidenced by the frightened eyes they are giving me.

「Do you guys understand what you just did? Carrying swords and axes. A surprise attack, this one. Attempted robbery, attempted assault, or even an attempted murder. Well, whatever」
「Is everything settled, Touya-san?」

Seeing Yumina come out to the terrace, blond’s eyes are wide open. Hm. Even if they are such fools they should at least recognize Yumina. Then this talk will be quick.

「Yes, that’s right. What you guys did is betrayal against the royal family, a rebellion, treason. Unfortunately, your houses will be crushed because of you guys, you guys can happily be beheaded. Thanks for your efforts!」

Listening to my words, the blond’s opened his eyes widely and fainted. Good grief, even though I only threatened him a little, I am surprised how he even came up with this raid.

I had Tom-san run to the Knight Order by bicycle, and asked him to convey a summary of what happened.

「These people, what should we do with them?」
「Well, there was no harm so I will ask that they don’t receive the death penalty. Their crime will also probably extend to their houses. They might even be stripped of their nobility. Either way, they will never be able to make it big anymore」 [TL: marry into another house]

They are reaping what they sow. Even though their parents knew about these guys’ misdeeds, they protected them.

Ignoring even Neil-san warning, if they reflected on what would happen…… They shouldn’t have come here. What a stupid bunch!

Betting on night attack, and manage somehow by attacking with a large number. Probably pretend it was a robbery afterwards……somehow this feels, like such a crappy scenario.

They’re like children who don’t think about the consequences of their actions. Were the parents’ education inadequate? That’s probably it. If it wasn’t, they wouldn’t be so stupid.

Everyone was taken by the knights Tom-san called before long. I will probably never meet them again.

Several days later, some of the houses were stripped of their nobility, as per the King’s judgement.

The Knight Order considered this as shame, and will strive to improve their discipline, henceforth, it seems the difference in a family’s social standing will be meaningless in the Knight Order from now on.

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Thank you very much for the chapter

Dark Jackel

“Nobody told me he was an OP Harem Protagonist! Urgh–”

Thanks for the chapter! ?


Well. You never ask. But now you know. 😀


Isn’t it right here?

Synopsis: Protagonist is killed by lightning dropped by God, but since God didn’t mean to kill him, he gets reincarnated to a different world with his smartphone. It’s a harem with liberal doses of OP.


Well having a smartphone in another world that still connects to the internet is pretty OP already with all the info he would get from it. . .


Rampage. Rampage. Rampage. Touya is unstopable.

Thank you for the Chapters.


A rampage implies anger and collateral damage. Touya here had mild annoyance and only lost some gunpowder(and maybe an hour’s worth of sleep).


I think its less than 20 mins of sleep…


[…] Smartphone Chapter 77 […]


(∩◉ᴥ◉)⊃━☆゚.* Thanks~


Thanks for the chapter


Thank u always for ur great work…

Maybe Neil and Lyon use this accident as a chance to improve the Knight Order under pretext of shame behaviour, still nice move…

Well, I wouldn’t have helped me.
Can u please check this sentence again???


i think it’s due to the fact that they know that he already defeated a dragon with his companions so a bunch of morons would be no problem at all, and thus not worth the effort of interfering


Wasn’t that exactly why they didn’t interfere with the cliche harassment?


i wanted them (trash) dead, a bit sad 🙁


Thank you for the chapters 😀

Am I the only one that was hoping for different kind of “night raid” in this chapter? Especially if Elsie and the others hear about his reaction to fools who insult his women…


Even the aggressive head wife Yumina is too shy to jump him just yet. Give it a few more months.


the ending was satisfying, but this lack some harem time somehow


And that’s how the power of Smartphones fixed the knight order.


Amazing what apps today can do, isn’t it?


Thanks for the chapter.


Thank you for the translation.


Thanks for the chapters.


Thanks for the chapter.


Thanks 🙂


Tank kyu!
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He spared a gang of 50 murderers to be… I’m sorry, but even if they are all jailed, then that’s creating a problem for the future. If they are simply stripped of their rank and cast out, that’s creating a gang of bandits who are bitter towards the nobility and the MC. Good job MC. Japanese ethics screw the pooch, again.


The night raid gave me an idea. I wonder if Touya can make a protective “Slip Field” connected to a switch?


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Probably switched around Baron and Earl in the passage “「It is a minority but as expected you can find people here who clings to their parentage, a new recruit from a Baron house will not comply with a commanding officer from an Earl house, and conversely, the commanding officer will try to curry favor with the new recruit. It’s a stupid argument」”

Since Earls are two ranks above Barons.


Actually even in slave harems, seems Baron is higher rank for some reason. most of the Japanese Novel i am read rank baron higher than Earl


Death march seems true to reality


Thanks for the chapters!
That was fun~
Looking forward to the next update


Thanks for the chapter~!

Personally, I’d strip them of their titles and have slave collars put on them. Have them contribute to society properly, like cleaning the streets, or a spot of gardening. Worse case, the mines.


As far as i read so far, there is no slave collars on Smartphone 🙂

Alfha Robby

Slavery is exist in this novel you know (it’s just not mention yet)
they use a collar for tame the beast and use it to restrain other human

Arashi darkness

can I ask here ,I forgot who is Tom-san =.= ,too many characters and haven’t read this for a while (the time when there are no translate for about maybe a few month)


the gate keeper


It’s Sue’s hair light blue?
I’m going to reread the first encounter with her.


she is blone, mini version of Yumina


no dont leaveeee
give us MORE!


Thanks for the Chapter!!!


thx for the good work! o/

Past One/Hikari to Kage
Past One/Hikari to Kage



Thanks for the chapter 🙂


Thanks for doing this Chaper! ??


thanks for the two chapter

Seriously, Touya should get more agitated. At least let two of them get executed. Brown hair with his foul mouth and Leader Blond hair. But to be honest, not executing them can be seen as way more evil. They fall from grace with the King, lose their nobility, their land gets confiscated, have to pay an exorbitant fine, get shunned by any other nobility like the plague, loosing every single Friend they ever had and THEN they can go to this destroyed Family which will be not happy to see the second or third son who singlehandedly destroyed everything literally… Read more »

haha jacka*ses got what they deserved Thank you for the chapter, and all the hard work!


“Yes, that’s right. What you guys did is betrayal against the royal family, a rebellion, treason. Unfortunately, your houses will be crushed because of you guys, you guys can happily be beheaded. Thanks for your efforts!”
HAHAHA!! That was awesome. XD


Meh, Japanese with their holier than thou acts, because he’s a good Japanese person he won’t kill those people who just tried to kill him,
Really? If by chance they target is not you but those around? What will you do?