Kumo desu ga, Nani ka? 262

If there was ever an Evil Overlord List specifically for Shiro, I suspect it wouldn’t need to be that long. Though I’m sure it would also have some rather strange entries as well.

On a more general note, for cases when we see internal communications between Shiro and her clones I’m going to try using a monospace font for this, though it might not work on older browsers. Such lines are not always clear in the original, since it’s just a guess based on the word style, so don’t take it as absolutely correct.

262 – If you want to pass beyond this point then go ahead after defeating me!

Well, it’s no surprise that oni-kun is shocked huh. While it is the case that oni-kun has committed massacres while having lost control due to Wrath, that was only because he was being dominated by Wrath. It’s not something he did of his own volition. However, in my case though, I did it of my own free will. I snapped and then did it. However, I have neither regrets nor remorse! Besides, considering what I am going to do in future, what I’ve done until now is like a picnic in comparison.

Perhaps not knowing what to say, oni-kun’s mouth repeatedly opens and closes. Vampire girl seems to be uncomfortable due to her own words having caused a difficult atmosphere. Humph. I guess now’s the time that I should declare my own thoughts a bit. Whatever path either of them will take in future, that is for them to decide. It’s not my business. However, that’s only so long as they don’t interfere with my own path.

「I will commit massacres in the future as well.」

I’ll establish this first. While it might not be something that I will do with my own hands, I am still one of masterminds behind the large scale war that will occur between the demons and the humans. It’s certain that the number of people killed in action will be on a completely different level compared to when I went wild during the war between the country of Sariera and the Divine Word Religion. In addition, at that time I will probably kill the current Hero myself. Since I’ll have to be intervening with the System, killing him myself is the most reliable way. In the case that the Hero attacks together with a large army, then I might have to kill them all together. Depending on the situation, it wouldn’t even be strange if I had to deal with the entire army that the Hero is with all by myself. Whole-scale massacre, in other words. Well, either way, whether it’s directly or indirectly, it doesn’t change the fact that I will be causing massacres.

「It is up to you to decide what to think about that. But, if you get in my way then I will show no mercy. So long as you don’t get in my way, then I don’t mind how you live your lives.」

With my eyes half-open, I declare that to vampire girl and oni-kun. Just by looking at someone with my eyes I cause terror. I think it’s likely that the only ones in the world who can withstand this are the Demon King and Kuro. To know this terror and still challenge me, I think that’s true determination. In such a case, I would seriously crush them out of genuine respect. I will show no mercy to my opponents. Even if they don’t have the power to thwart me, I will still not hold back in the slightest.

I am aware that it is possible for a weak existence to continue to survive despite facing much stronger opponents, and to eventually climb up to the peak of overwhelming strength. Since that is none other than my own situation. Therefore, I won’t be careless even if they’re weak. In their own way, the weak can still defeat the strong.

This is exactly why, so that an upset will never occur, I will dispassionately advance my preparations. Regardless of whether they’re strong or weak, there can be no other way. For the sake of satisfying the conditions of my victory. Because I am a spider after all. So that the battle will be decided the moment that my prey is wrapped in my threads, I prepare traps in advance. I’m currently at the point of building my web for that. Far and wide, my threads are spreading throughout the world. In order to arrange a stage that is convenient for me.

「I will not ask you to give me your answers immediately, but please consider your plans for the future.」

I wonder what choices vampire girl and oni-kun will make. Depending on that it might be necessary to adjust my scenario. In order to keep the stage in perfect condition. Even if just a little, so that no obstacles to my plan will arise, I shall remove any worrying elements at an early stage.

For vampire girl, I doubt she’ll become hostile with her current attitude. However, I don’t know about oni-kun. Based on Wakaba Hiiro’s memories from the previous world, I don’t fully understand oni-kun’s temperament. Many things have happened to him in this world as well, so who knows how he’s changed.

I’ve given them my warning. I guess I’ll have to wait-and-see for a bit, before deciding what to do next.

Sigh. I’m worn out from talking. Or maybe I should say, haven’t I been talking a bit too much lately? If I continue to talk so much then my throat will become worn out. My throat isn’t meant for speaking more than ten words in a single day! Maybe I should go to Japan for a bit to buy throat lozenges?

For the time being I need something to drink to wet my throat. Ah, I do just happen to have that large coffee can from D’s house. Come to think of it I’ve never drunk coffee before. I wonder about using coffee just to wet my throat, but ah whatever.

I take the coffee can out from the storage dimension. I open the pull tab, and take a sip. Mmm. This is black coffee indeed. D was a black coffee drinker, yeah.

「Eh? Hey, that’s!? Canned coffee!?」

Ah. Whoops. I shouldn’t have drunk this in front of vampire girl and oni-kun. There’s no mistaking it, I’ve spoken so much that my normal judgement is impaired. Now then, how am I going to gloss over thish? Hm?

Thud!

「Eh!? Huh!? What’s the matter!?」

Uwhya thah? Wwahht, summat wyyrd hahh haahhenned?

「Hey!? Goshujin-sama!? Are you okay!?」

Ay hahb ahbsohbed sahmsing tsurayngue, bwa ay kaahnn speyykk.

 
 

State of emergency declared. Drastic reduction in thinking ability experienced in the main body. Abnormality in physical ability observed. In accordance with the unusual conditions the clones are to take decisive action to eject the abnormality from the main body. Validated that the specified substance is affecting the main body. Commencing removal operation.

Discontinue removal operation. Negative influence additionally detected in the clone responsible for removal. Judged that there is no significant dysfunction. Restoration likely with time. Temporarily quarantine the main body in another dimension. Adjust objective to await for recovery.

 
 

「Eh? She vanished.」
「Space Magic or something I guess?」
「What happened, just now?」
「She seemed to become strange after drinking coffee though.」
「Coffee. I seem to remember hearing some trivia saying that spiders get drunk when they drink coffee, but surely that’s not it?」
「Certainly not. I doubt that would be enough to make her so unsteady.」
「I was shocked when she suddenly collapsed, but since she used Space Magic on her own I guess she’s okay?」
「Maybe?」


D「To think she’d self-destruct before I could go and knock her down. Every time she cuts across my expectations at some weird angle.」


 

Translation notes:

For the title, it might not be a specific reference to something but it is in rather proud/boastful “You shall not pass!” kind of tone.

When Shiro is talking to Sophia and Wrath here, as well as using long sentences she is using proper grammar and so on for once, though it’s rather neutral in tone. It’s similar to how D talks.

“how am I going to gloss over thish” – this is a deliberately misspelling at the end, as Shiro’s thoughts start to go haywire. It’s nearly gibberish so I’m not going to try to explain what I think she means.

The conversation at the end is Sophia and Wrath talking in turns. Incidentally, it is true that spiders can get weird when on caffeine.

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kirindas
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Thanks for the new chapter!

rizu
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So she drunk from coffee ?

Sancturil
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Well, she’s not technically drunk on caffeine. It’s more like she’s on an extreme acid trip. That’s what caffeine does to spiders. Kinda.

Anonymous
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Not buying it…D planned this.

Pride
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I wonder if bugspray will work on shiro?

moah
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try it and she will break the fourth wall by jumping from the novel and delete you from the memory of everyone in your world

Sancturil
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It’s a bit different. 1- Shiro would be immune to it(immune to poisons, toxins, etc). 2- the only reason she can get drunk in the first place is because she allows it to happen. She basically allows the toxins of what she consider safe to drink to enter her body(so that she can keep the taste and feeling of the drink the way it’s supposed to be). She just didn’t know that to spiders, caffeine kind of has a similar effect to an extreme acid trip.

RennasS
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Immune to poison is only refer to “system” poison which is actually “dmg overtime” type of dmg.
She did explain to us that normally no one would got hurt more by being thrown with water than stone but “system” added “water element” into water magic make it legal to ppl who don’t have “water resistance”.
But alcohol isn’t part in of system so any of her “immune” can’t protect her same goes to “caffeine”.

Sancturil
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She however say that if she wanted to she would be able to easily nullify the toxins of alchohol and not be drunk at all, but she decides to not do that. I already explained that. She a god now. She’s immune not just to what’s in the system, she has immunity to any normal toxins too. She just lowered her guard and allowed toxins in her body this time.

Kumo
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Nai wa~

IcyClaw
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nai wa~

Shiro, you forgot to eat Sophia!

Sancturil
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Well, she’s not technically drunk on caffeine. It’s more like she’s on an extreme acid trip. That’s what caffeine does to spiders. Kinda.

michael winarso
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you should see what hapen if spider given cafeine they go crazy

Metazoxan
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That was…………. I have no words.

Sancturil
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That spider spinning non-stop due to caffeine was hilarious.

Sancturil
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And it’s hilarious to imagine her clones acting the same way(spinning) after trying take the toxin away from shiro’s body into their own bodies.

Amuris
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I vouch for this video’s scientific accuracy.

superdbgtfan
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comment image from the wiki link at the end of the chapter

Cabman
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It’s not just any coffee. It’s coffee that came from Evil God’s house. That thing can knock out a God

Sancturil
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Well, if you think it, why would D even need normal coffee? hahaha

Sancturil
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But then again, D did passed herself for a human being for a time and thus it could very well also be just normal coffee.

Xabar
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But she still had cursed cards so… who knows)

Nekomimik
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Woah~ and here I though I’ll read a nice chapter of Shiro-chan in serious mode…. only it to be ruined in the end with her self-destructing. BUT this is Shiro-chan after all! This is something to be expected from her! xD

On the side note, as a caffeine addict… didn’t think that it had that kind of effect on spiders. Thanks for the chapter karin!

Wonkaco
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Huh? Oni and Vampire knew she was a spider?
When???

Reff-q
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Vampire girl already see half human-half spider shiro form’s when she small

by the way thank for chap ^_^

Peridoritoblog
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Sophia knows that Shiro was the spider that was close to her hometown and she once saw Shiro’s spider lower body like in the first day she was with her :T I don’t know when Oni got the information that she was a spider

shogoki_vnz
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Sophia knows, remember that Ariel, while They were traveling, told her the history of how Shiro was a little spider in the most difficult labyrinth in the world laberinto.

As for Oni kun, well, I suppose Sophia told him

KuRuuRuu
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Thanks for the chapter!!!
Shiro never cease to amaze me with her cuteness~~ (>w<)

Peridoritoblog
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Oh my stars…I hope I can see this in the manga! Also I hope we get an anime version so we can see the magical Ariel-chan and this scene >~< thanks for the translation!

Anto
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Well she is after all a spider. Maybe if she still have some left she can try to give it to the demon lord.
Thank you for the chapter!

Sancturil
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OMG that would be hilarious! Hahahahaha. Plus, Ariel would be in an even worse state than Shiro since Ariel only has protection from toxins that come from within the system.

Peridoritoblog
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I need to see that happening

goo21
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She can buy it anytime.

Random Internet User (tm)
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Random Internet User (tm)

Thank you kindly for the chapter.

Reaper Phoenix
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Thanks 4 the chapter!

You learn something new every day. Never knew caffeine has that effect on spiders.

Past One/Hikari to Kage
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Past One/Hikari to Kage

Thanks

Gippett0
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Thank you for the chapter and all the hard work!

NZPIEFACE
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Well, no we know her one and only weakness, caffeine

chaoton
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I’m imaging Oni-kun’s mouth open and shut repeatedly for a while until it’s completely gaping wide with his eyes gushing out in surprising manner.

haazhell
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ha ha ha thanks for the chapter ^^

Stelvis
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She can drink istant killing poison but can’t drink coffee…
Ty for the chapter^^

Sancturil
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The difference is whether or not she allows the toxins to affect her. When she eat/drink things that she consider safe(ex: fruits, alchohol, etc), she allows it to affect her so that she can feel the taste correctly. She just sadly didn’t think that coffee would have such an effect.

GY
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This chapter reminded me once again why I think it’s the best webnovel out there.

Oak
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Thanks for the chapter

Sarcze
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I wonder if she can block out caffeine. Or it’s just that strong toward spiders that it surpass Alcohol and Poisons in passing through her immune system. Are there any other effects of caffeine on spider other than drunk? Like, making them in hear or something XD. If she can’t block out caffeine, I imagine it will some kind of weakness for her in future final battles. I’m laughing so hard, imagining how Shiraori-chan will act in front of enemies when she’s high XD.

Sarcze
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Making them in heat*, sorry, not hear*

Lordmod
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So I think that was it for shiro then. Selfdestruction huh??? Never expected such an ending. It was a fun ride. Rest on peace shiro.

whisper
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lol when will she learnt to not mess around with D things? everything she had is dangerous for god sake xD

GonZ555
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Meatbun delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)

Drunk from coffee?! I should test it..
*sneaks to the kitchen and puts some coffee powder in shiro’s tea cup*

SubZole
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Better give her some rum with coffee or coffee liqueur 😀
Or better a box of bonbons with coffe liqueur in them for maximum mayhem 😀

Anonymous
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Or give her a coffee cream filled meatbun

SubZole
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Thanks for the chapter 🙂

libraryrocker
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I dunno about arachnids, but caffeine is a neurotoxin to slugs. I use it to kill them and not put chemicals in my food crops.

Thanks so much for all your hard work!!!!

an
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thanks for the chapter!
i dunno about wrath, but didn’t sophia already know she can bring stuffs that seems like it’s from earth (the memorable cards where she received the goshujin curse)

Zeth
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Thank you!!

goo21
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Can’t wait for the next chapter.

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